Things I Like More Than Winter:
AJ
Ear infections
Expired milk
Drag races
Ponies and/or baby unicorns
Spilling nail polish remover on my wood coffee table.
The woman on the bus that swears loudly to herself and once
threatened to bash my head in with a "nine iron" because I "looked
at her funny."*
Scorpions
* I probably did.
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